6th Spell [Audio]

[taintedtalent]

Ya know, there are times I wish I could drink without it killing me. This would be one of them.

[This is the most melancholy Reese has ever sounded. After months he's still here, and the feeling that he might not actually get out of this one is beginning to creep up on him. More than that, more than any of that, he's lonely.]

Gettin' fuckin' tired of milk.

Comments

[yolonceler]

Drinking reeeally isn't so great.

[taintedtalent]

Good enough fer me. Ain't feelin' so great anyway.

[yolonceler]

It would just make you feel way worse.

[taintedtalent]

Right, course ya'd know that.

[yolonceler]

Uh, no comment?

[taintedtalent]

Uh huh.

[Whatever he won't push it.]

It's a moot point anyway. Can't drink the stuff.

[yolonceler]

Yeah, and that's a good thing. [...] Not that you're sick, that you can't drink.

[Can you fucking imagine if he didn't clarify that.]

[taintedtalent]

Good save there Once-ler.

[yolonceler]

Thanks, I'm a smooth talker.

[taintedtalent]

Also very limber with all that time ya spend stickin' yer foot in yer mouth.

[yolonceler]

I resent that. A lot.

[taintedtalent]

Ya wouldn't if I weren't right.

[yolonceler]

I'll have you know that my foot can't even fit in my mouth, thank you very much.

[...]

Not that... I've... tried...

[taintedtalent]

And there ya go doin' it again.

[yolonceler]

Shut up Reese.

[taintedtalent]

Hey now fella I ain't doin' a thing. This is all you.

[yolonceler]

You're acknowledging my rather serious case of foot in mouth dise -

Not that I have -

[NOW THAT IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO ATTENTION HE CAN'T STOP]

I'm going to stop talking forever.

[taintedtalent]

[He's just going to start laughing now. Thanks Once-ler, he needed that.]

[yolonceler]

[Glad he could be of service.]

Are you done.

[taintedtalent]

[Give him a few more moments.]

Alright, yeah, I think I got it all out.

[yolonceler]

Hope you feel better.

[taintedtalent]

Feelin' pretty good actually. Thanks fer that.

[yolonceler]

[Wait that's not sarcasm? Awesome!!]

Oh, uh, you're welcome.

[taintedtalent]

[See? Saying stupid things can be good sometimes.]

Yeah, I needed that.

[He'll be missing Ada again soon enough but for now he's got a smile on his face.]

[yolonceler]

Glad I could help, even marginally.