6th Spell [Audio]

[taintedtalent]

Ya know, there are times I wish I could drink without it killing me. This would be one of them.

[This is the most melancholy Reese has ever sounded. After months he's still here, and the feeling that he might not actually get out of this one is beginning to creep up on him. More than that, more than any of that, he's lonely.]

Gettin' fuckin' tired of milk.

Comments

[yolonceler]

Well that's disappointing. Can you, uhhhhh... teleport?

[taintedtalent]

Technically I could. Only problem with that is no one's quite figured it out yet. The one's that tried it never came back, or didn't take all of 'em with 'em.

[yolonceler]

Ouch.

[Also ew. Can you imagine showing up in China without the lower half of your body? That's rough.]

Can you fly?

[taintedtalent]

[Yes he can, which is the reason he's not about to attempt it.]

I ain't a bird.

[yolonceler]

Can youuu... [Hmmm.] Can you read minds?

[taintedtalent]

[And suddenly his mood crashes.]

No. Wizards can't do that.

[Now all he can think about is Ada again.]

[yolonceler]

[Oncie would be sorry if he knew!!]

What about super strength?

[taintedtalent]

[What was once humorous is now becoming annoying.]

I may be a wizard but I'm still human.

[yolonceler]

[The Once-ler has no concept of "annoying".]

You mean they're not mutually exclusive?

[taintedtalent]

A wizard's just a man born with the ability to control magic. That's it. Don't mean we're not human.

[yolonceler]

I guess that makes sense. Takes away from the mysticism of it all, a little bit.

[taintedtalent]

There's plenty of that back home without me and my fellows addin' to it.

[yolonceler]

So there's magic stuff besides wizards?

[COOL COOL COOL]

[taintedtalent]

Magic's everywhere, it just affects things differently.

[yolonceler]

I hope you realize I'm about to go through a list of mystical creatures.

[taintedtalent]

[SIGH.]

I'll save ya the troubles. Werewolves, vampires, dwarves and elves and the like. Undead too. Those are the most common in the states.

[As for magical creatures, Reese may as well let Once-ler look through one of his journals. Listing them would take all day.]

[yolonceler]

Wooooow.

[How exciting that must have been! All the Once-ler has back home is people, alarmingly intelligent animals and forest guardians. Dull!]

I don't have any of those back home.

[taintedtalent]

They're all pretty common sights where I'm from. Well, except for the undead. I try to keep that shit to a minimum.

[yolonceler]

Yeah, zombies, don't think they're very good to have walking around.

[taintedtalent]

Ya don't even know the half of it.

[yolonceler]

Should I even ask?

[taintedtalent]

That depends. How much ya like sleepin'?

[yolonceler]

Not very much.

[taintedtalent]

Then I'm gonna do ya a favor and not make it any worse. I've seen a zombie horde and that was one of the most god awful moments of my life.