5th Spell [Audio]

[taintedtalent]

These folks been gone for weeks now. So am I the only fella thinkin' about mountin' a rescue here? If they been gone fer this long I'd say their in need of help.

[If Reese could drink you can bet that's what he would be doing right now. Since he can't, he'll go with a tall glass of milk right now.]

Dammit Nick, where'd ya get off to? Knew I should of come along.

[Here's hoping he didn't send one of the few friends he's got here off to his death.]

Comments

[yolonceler]

Yeah, maybe. But maybe not. Swooping in for a daring, heroic rescue will just risk your own life, right? It's scary in there, man. And dangerous. Scary and dangerous.

[taintedtalent]

Guess ya haven't heard then. Darin', heroic rescues are kinda my thing.

[yolonceler]

Yeah, no, maybe you should get a new thing. Try knitting. Knitting is fun.

[taintedtalent]

Sorry fella, this is the kinda thing I've been doin' fer years now.

[yolonceler]

Uh, right, back where you come from. You're not in Kansas anymore, man.

[taintedtalent]

Texas actually.

[yolonceler]

Close enough. Point is, things aren't the same here.

[taintedtalent]

Maybe they aren't, but last I checked I'm still the same man.

[yolonceler]

You're not gonna listen to anything I say, will you.

[taintedtalent]

Hey now don't be like that. I'm listenin' and takin' it under advisement.

[yolonceler]

Yeah, okay.

[SO MUCH DOUBT]

Look, just be careful of stairs. All stairs. Any stairs. Because they will break, and you will fall, and you will die, and it will be terrible.

[taintedtalent]

Right, beware the stairs. I'll remember that.

[yolonceler]

And guys with giant axes.

[taintedtalent]

Now that I got plenty of experience with.

[yolonceler]

That makes one of us. [Oncie's expertise applies to slightly smaller axes.] All in all, don't do anything stupid.

[taintedtalent]

Can't promise that, but I can promise that I'll come back.

[yolonceler]

Fine, I'll take it.

[taintedtalent]

Relax, haven't broken that promise yet.

[yolonceler]

There's a first time for everything, man.

[taintedtalent]

Ya really got to work on that optimism thing fella.

[yolonceler]

Optimism does not come easily to me.

[taintedtalent]

Just keep practicin' at it.

[yolonceler]

Will do, sir, will do.